Best Mexican Jokes

Q. Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels? A. So they can drive with handcuffs on.

Q. What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? A. Attention K-Mart shoppers.

Q. What’s a Mexican favorite book store? A. Borders.

Q. How many officers does it take to arrest a Mexican guy? A. It takes 4; 1 to arrest him and 3 to carry his oranges.

Q. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? A. Yeah.. me neither.

Q: Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo? A: So they could have four clean walls to write on.

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? A: So they can take a bubble bath at night.

Q. What were the 2 Mexican Firefighting Brother’s names? A. Hose A and Hose B.

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan.

Q. Why are Mexicans so short? A. They all live in basement apartments.

Q. Why are Mexicans so short? A. When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”

Q: What’s the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.

Q. What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook? A. Steal a chicken.

Q. What do Mexicans pick in the off season? A. Their nose.

Q. Why don’t Mexicans BBQ? A. The beans fall through the little holes.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a NAVY? A: Because cardboard don’t float.

Q: What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? A: Adopted.

Q: How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek? A: They don’t work in the future, either.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A: A Beaner-Schnitzel.

Q: What do you call a Mexican quarterback? A: El Paso.

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